Bart Baker Meghan Trainor No Parody
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[Bart Baker Meghan Trainor No Parody]
Everything about this is no
This song is no
This vid is no
My dancing is no
Plus it looks and sounds old
Like something Britney Spears
Did fifteen years ago
What’s with your new look it’s straight up no!
Your hair is no!
Your clothes are no!
Your make-up is no!
Your stylist really blows.
Did she pick out that coat?
You should let her go
You look like a leprechaun girl!
I wanted to do something that was new
Change the way people thought about me
So I dyed my hair
Change the clothes I wear
And learned some lame choreography
Then I discarded the sound that made me big
nineteen-fifties bubble gum doo-wop for a sound
That straight rips off NSYNC and Britney Spears style pop
There’s a message in this song
It’s a feminist anthem
And the message is any time a man talks to you say
We’re here to
We need to clean
We need to clean the floor
We are the janitors
I guess we should just start
Quit hitting on me jerks I said no!
We’ll start here
The floor is wet!
I said no!
But you’re dancing too close!
You’re going to slip
Quit asking me out guys I said no!
Every guy I see tries hitting on me
I’m sick of it that’s why I’m mean to them
But that sound arrogant!
No you don’t understand the effect my body has on men
All these girls with me are totally skinny
Which is weird because my biggest song is about positive body image for overweight girls
Meghan we’re senior VPs
At your record company
We’re concerned about this
No stop trying to hit on me!
Now we think
This song’s too
It’s not a hit
You need to re-record
And maybe write some more
Songs like you did before
I’m not going out with you assholes!
I don’t want
Meghan I’m gay!
Shut up leave me alone!
I said no!
You’re not taking me home!
What’s wrong with her?
All men are good for nothing
If you see one run and scream
Can someone help me open this jar it’s totally stuck?
MEGHAN PLEASE! (I was trying to help)
Results are back from tests we ran on your blood Meghan and we have determined you’re actually a man
That can’t be!
Yes it can!
If I’m a man then I must say no
To my hands
To my feet!
To my elbows
To myself as a whole!
She is losing control!
She is gonna blow!
No n-n-no n-n-no no
Oh wait, huh? My graph was upside down.
She actually was a woman. Uh huh… sorry.
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Meghan Trainor – Bart Baker – http://www.youtube.com/user/BartBaKer
Doctor – Alex Farnham – https://www.youtube.com/user/DamItsGood808
Dancer – Kayla Janssen – https://www.instagram.com/kkjans/
Dancer – Shanae Cole
Dancer – Elana Kluner – https://www.elanakluner.com
Dancer – Erin Gray
Dancer – Natasha DuVall – https://www.instagram.com/natashaduvall/
Dancer – Mandy Newsome – https://www.instagram.com/mandydnew
Janitor – Justin Carbonari
Janitor – Mike McNeal
Janitor – Jerry Gregorio
Record Executive – Shea Parker
Record Executive – Ben Loescher
Record Executive – George Kimmel
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