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[Barely Political – McDonald’s Shocking New Commercial Parody]
Hello, and welcome to McDonald’s. You’ve probably heard we’re revamping our image.
But you may not know about all the wonderful new changes in store for our customers.
You’ve seen our hot new hipster Hamburglar –
But have you seen the new Grimace? He used to be such a sour-puss.
But now he’s a puss-magnet!
We also have a new burger for all you tree huggers out there who are too snobby to eat fresh patties from enormous vats of ground up cows. The McCarrot Burger!
Mm…healthy and delicious!
But don’t worry…we still got all the classics, like the Big Mac.
And we’re not gonna change the Big Mac or the special sauce inside it, our founders grand-son’s great-nephew Randy has been making it – whatever it is – for 45 years.
I make it at home in the back-room late at night.
Now lets talk dessert!
The apple filling in our baked Apple Pie was too hot for some people so we replaced it with something a lot cooler – Gumballs!
[UMM WE RAN OUT OF IDEAS SO WE MADE YOU THIS BAKED GUMBALL PIE Mmm Gummy!] Source: LYBIO.net
You can eat it all day.
And of course there have been a lot of questions about just, “What kind of fish is is in the Fillet of Fish?” Fish, right?
Yeah…of course. Yeah…
Uh…it’s a…it definitely is a…
FISH! But we’re not just updating the menu, we’re upgrading the entire Mc-experience. Karen, do you remember those complaints from moms about the cleanliness of the ball-pit of the play-place?
I sure do Jeff. But not to worry. Those ball-pits will be scrubbed clean by our new Global Head of Playplace cleanliness Randy.
[Randy McDonald (GLOBAL HEAD | PLAYPLACE CLEANLINESS):] Source: LYBIO.net
They told me I can legally wash the children’s balls.
Whoa… don’t worry about how that sounds.
Randy will only be aloud to clean when our locations are closed.
Wait a minute – we almost forgot about Ronald!
Ah…studies show the Ronald McDonald actually scares the shit of of children so he’s now known as Health Expert ‘Ronald McDoctor’.
[“Dr.” Rondal McDoctor (HEALTH EXPERT):] Source: LYBIO.net
Hi, nothing is healthier than eating at McDonald’s. Try our Gumball Pies they are very slimmy.
Ok, Jeff — isn’t it about time for our jingle?
You mean: “I’m lovin’ it!”
No silly, the new one.
Hit it maestro! Source: L Y B I O . N E T
“Mickey D’s, you have no other choice at the airport!”
So come on down to the new McDonald’s which is now called: “Anywhere but McDonald’s!”
As in: “Where do you want to eat tonight, Jeff?”
“Anywhere but McDonald’s!”
Ha-ha – oh yeah! One more thing! Fuck you Morgan Spurlock!
“Anywhere but McDonald’s!” “You still have no other choice at the airport!”
And there ain’t no more Happy Meals either, unless you have begged me for it. You like to beg, don’t you?
Barely Ads…They’re stupid fake commercials.
I can clean your work-station?
Jeff, you want to step to me?
Jeff, I got – I can take it.
Jeff, doesn’t want you to touch me anymore… [laughs] Source: L Y B I O . N E T
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