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[Barely Political – 10 Hours Of Walking In NYC As A Thanksgiving Turkey]
[Hollaback – 10 Hours Of Walking In NYC As A Woman]
Ten hours of a turkey walking through all areas of Manhattan.
Damn you’re makin’ me hungry.
– Hey I’ll take a leg.
– Hey I’ll take a breast.
I say “gobble gobble” you don’t gobble gobble for me?
Just give me one gobble.
Come on, one gobble.
I didn’t get my fuckin’ gobble.
Watch out, this is the Meatpacking District.
Whoa. I’d like to put my stuffing into you. (laughs) I make my own gravy. Yo, you should be more thankful, it’s Thanksgiving.
Did you get pardoned? Huh? Guess not. Shake that tail-feather, bird. I wanna put a duck inside of you. And then put a chicken inside the duck.
Hey hey look it there! I just saw dinner for twelve. I wanna baste you all night. I want you in my mouth.
(this pilgrim has been walking silently alongside him for the past 45 minutes)
Good morrow, large bird! Thou wouldst feel good in my tummy. Now I know why they call it “wishbone”. (smells)
Whoa whoa hey! I’ll take a second helping of that!
Hey why don’t you come on over to my place. November 27th. 7 am.
Yeah, when I’m done with you I’m gonna need a nap. Nah…
Oh damn. How – are you doing? Sexy – Butterball turkey (The brand logo on turkey’s butt) Hello? You are being complimented by Wandering Bear and you say nothing? You should say “how” more often. Bitch.
Yoohoo! Yoohoo! Come here! Come here! (basting)
Seriously! Source: LYBIO.net
I wanna make sure you don’t get dry. Oh! Come here.
Get that thermometer away from me.
I’ll be back to check on you in two hours. Two hours.
Come on, I don’t wanna ruin it.
100+ instances of harassment took place within 10 hours, involving people of all background and genders. This doesn’t include the countless yummy sounds, lip smacking, and mmmmmmmm’s.
Let us take a moment to give thanks for all of our bountiful blessings.
Especially that fat-ass turkey!
Gobble gobble gobble gobble gobble gobble gobble
Give him a cup.
46 million turkeys are eaten each Thanksgiving.
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Slice him up.
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