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[A Bad Lip Reading Star Wars]
Once upon a time, in a super rad corner of outer space….
BAD LIP READING
STAR WARS: A NEW HOPE
Hahaha, there she is! Ready to hit the cantina?
No, and I really hate you texting me all those helmet pics!
Oh, well give me your email and I’ll send you some of the hi-res versions
Dude, I don’t want your dirty email.
No, no, you’ll like these. They’re real arty
The better Jedi would not send selfies.
Bope, beep, bipp, boop, bope
Go show her my trophies!
All right man, you and me gonna talk
Is this something that we have to do
or is it more of an optional thing?
If you look at a dead spider, what’ll happen?
Oh, amazing things happen! You should go find one right now
Can you spit in my tea?
Well since I have no salivary glands, probably not
I don’t got a big attention span… Hey Luke!
Check out my new friend.
A big grey thing chased me up the mountain and froze!
Remember what I said about that?
That was your shadow.
Oh yeah, that thing
No seriously, I’m going to oil myself! Ha ha ha
Umm, you should listen to him, it’s a big mess!
Hey, you shut your mouth, okay man?
Please accept my apologies, it will not happen again.
Yeah, that’s what I thought
Careful, don’t hurt me
Don’t be so jumpy, I wouldn’t….
I wouldn’t – hurt – you
OW!! Uh oh
I want her to dance!
She does not dance.
Come on, make her dance for him
That’s now how it works
I want a wooden snowman, but no one sells them
(knock on door)
I’ll be right out!
I want a wooden snowman
Holy chicken, she’s beautiful
I wish you were real!
Hey guys, we’re collecting donations for the Jawa orphanage
Do you have any spare change?
Hey, you should know that you stink kinda like fish
Everyone knows it except for you
Do I stink to you guys?
[No] [I can’t really smell anything in this helmet]
And he hurt my spleen
Um how does that even happen?
Okay, you know what, you’re just creeping me out, get out of here
I don’t want your sass
Why don’t you teach me how to glue something?
Look I just need the Pickaxe of Cortez and the Mystical Diamonds
Ah, that’s weird, ’cause that’s at the witches house.
The Haunted Mansion.
They call it the Death House. Hall of Fear.
The Death House?
You know, Biggs’ little brother tripped in that
Well why don’t you just move to Nevada… dude
Because I heard it was a bad part of Mexico!
Did you hear him, he doesn’t even know geography!
Ahhh, just let me set ’em off at the meeting
I don’t have any grilled meat
I have a monkey in a bottle
No, that’s the pet giraffe.
Hey, does everybody like my wrists?
Hey, why’d you do that?
Step back, bubba jack!
‘Cause some wrists are a bit weird
You said what?
You know, I should build a baby Taco Bell
The sign would be kind of cute.
You know, you could make a fortune.
I love it when you say that
A lot of great skaters bust their teeth
That song doesn’t make a bit of sense, and I don’t like it
There’s an extra part that’s worth it and i’ll sing it if I get to clip your nails
[The lavatory is now free]
okay anyway, I’m hopping on the can
Ahh, I’m going crazy I’m so hungry
Well I could make grilled cheese
No offense kid, I don’t think you even know how to boil water
All right, come on baby, this is your papa
Want me to help the baby?
Dummy, it’s a figure of speech.
I was a dog walker – Hey, you’re really cute!
Oh, you’re REALLY cute, and I forgot to wash earlier, but my bed is open
You got eyeliner, right?
Yeah right, check out if she’s got beauty
Oh, maybe I oughta write you a song, right?
Give me a big howl
HAHAHAhahahha KOO KOO Kwan
Why don’t you drink phlegm?
So you know the princess and I are engaged, right?
Oh, you makes stuff up still, huh?
Shut up, you don’t know
Yeah I do, and I know something else too
You got weird eyes
Your MOM’S got weird eyes
Yeah, and she went and poked MY eye for doing the crossword in her magazine
Well you deserved it, that’s not cool
Did you take my wallet?
Of course not
And it’s probably not in the trash by my armchair, so don’t even look there
It looks like there’s a Cheeto
Oh, they’re playing
[This old man can’t pitch]
Ship sweet ship
I can’t wait to go back there and try some of my brisket, cause i’m really sure nobody ate it!
Someone… maybe… ate it
Yo, what’s up Moff Ball?
I like bread
Yeah, great, thanks for reminding me of what I can’t eat because of the mask
Well, you shouldn’t have called me a big turd burglar at the gym
Heh heh, Turd Burglar
Hey, if you find a little economy fridge, I’ll buy it
I also want a chipmunk, a gumball, a friend, a horse
Why’d you say that you want a gumball?
Cause the warden found all my loose skin!
I had like boxes and boxes and he took it somewhere
I bet you’ll just buy some stupid guy thing
Ah, hey, dude
I bought a frisbee once
Hey, how’d my father die?
We fought that beast
It had a chicken head with duck feet
With a woman’s face too
Aww, that’s rad!
It was waiting in the bushes for us
then it ripped off your dad’s face
He was screaming something awful
In fact there was this huge mess and I had to change the floors
You see, his blood drained into the boards and I had to change ’em
But we all got a chicken duck woman thing waiting for us
Every day I worry all day
About what’s waiting in the bushes of love
Cuz something’s waiting in the bushes for us
Something’s waiting in the bushes of love
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