Bad Lip Reading – Paul Ryan – Video Diary
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[Bad Lip Reading – Paul Ryan – Video Diary]
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[Paul Davis Ryan (January 29, 1970)] Source: LYBIO.net
I got this mole, right… It’s the Paul Ryan Video Diary! Woo! Party Time — You ever have a butt cheek problem in the morning? And you’re going to vomit? I swear there was this black Cinderella who rushed into my room. She wanted to jump me!
I’m in a band called Steak Baby, which is, like, the best band I’ve ever been in. We have a guitar and a song that’s about my favorite color: “Orange Space Monkey, don’t break the couch much…”
I went into a Starbucks building. And everyone started collapsing. And I went to Steve-o, and he said, “okay, you slipped into the future”. He said, “Ask about the special…”. “‘Cause it’s Donut Day.” This was before the tattoo.
Jethro got me more grapes. ‘Cause pears piss me off less. Plus bananas kind of suck. Seriously, they’re not the best present.
This is my band’s first single. And right now, you’re getting a sneak preview. It’s “Quench Your Heartbeat”. I don’t wanna move my food. I don’t wanna move the cat. I’ll make a sandwich, I’ll help a moose. Hop on the pickle for your parents.
The Seventies are gone, baby. And it’s hard for your friends who like gummy bears.
I want an extra donut for the lonely French family. I’ll give them 40 pieces while they’re sipping their soda. And we’ll sing Chicago!
(door opens) What are you doing? Get out of here, Mitt! I’m filming my video diary! You’re messing it up! I’m telling Janna you’re on the internet…
No no! Wait, just hold —
I hate it when that happens. Mitt’s brain stops.
Let me tell you how the man’s been going on for two years about a plastic bench.
[Paul Ryan] Source: LYBIO.net
Okay, we’ve been told not to use the name Steak Baby anymore. So here are some other names we’re considering
BIG SWEET OWL
HARPOON YOUR BOYFRIEND
Bad Lip Reading – Paul Ryan – Video Diary. Okay, we’ve been told not to use the name Steak Baby anymore. So here are some other names we’re considering: PORKY PUFF, JOY NUTS, BOOTY REACTIONS, TREE PIE, SLUTNICK. Complete Full Transcript, Dialogue, Remarks, Saying, Quotes, Words And Text.