Bad Lip Reading – Joe Biden – A BLR Soundbite
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Nobody ever gets caramel hands
‘Cause caramel hands are for terror
They’re crazy lunch digits
And you better not eat any
You bet I will!
You potato brains!
There was this smoking’ model
I said, “Hey, I got stung briefly when you guys had sex,
And I need you to call your fool for sandwich meat”
Is this a Jeep?
That’s a pancake!
They’re getting a little lesbian cub that burps and spits.
I’d like to go eat po boys.
And x-ray your pinky.
And I’ll get a couple of the girls
To give us some back door relief
It’s not -â€” it’s not good,
But it’s tight.
So if I’m popping candy from loose women
That can make someone tired
Like jumping in Cindy’s fun barrel
I could pick oneâ€¦
Like that, ok?
Like caribou races.
Is that Tammy Villanch?
Dude, that’s tore up
That’s tore upâ€¦
I will be the first to shave a bush
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That prickly pear doesn’t feel natural.
Remember, it never hurt to adapt a beard vagina.
Look, listen, if it’s not hairy,
Thank Heavens it’s not hairy.
I forced fourteen models into coal abrasionâ€¦
Shadow lips are preserving the zipper
And don’t ever stare at the place a man zipsâ€¦
They’ll think you’re offering a funky munch
Now listen up, ’cause this is deep:
Plastic Gold Baby was right —
They want a cake walk!
I bought Summer’s Eveâ€¦
I didn’t know what I was doing
It’s hard to explain.
A big robber reached out to harm me
He choked Iris.
This guy’s a fu**in’ pig
And don’t forget I’m a philosophy weirdo.
My cat got whammied
And a Mexican-American did it
And though that’s mildly racist,
Well, I will proceed
You’re a black
And the country’s black!
I mean, I’m impressed that I’m out of bed
‘Cause I’m a mannequin
And we made a condo
And we made it out of — out of turkey
And we made a naughty cokehead quit whining.
Hey, let’s hit itâ€¦
But, I don’t want to
Yeah, but you’re gonna have a really great time..
She’ll call you back.
My friends want to shave my behind,
They’re putting ants into my behind,
A parakeet is on my behind!
Why are you people clapping?!
Thick concrete is up my behind!
There’s a fake hockey rink right here? Oh my God!!
Hy-uka, hy-uka, hy-uka, hy-uka
Bite me, bite me, bite me, bite me
Heineken, Heineken, Heineken, Heineken
Fuzzy stuff, fuzzy stuff, fuzzy stuff, fuzzy stuff
Pigs feet, pigs feet, pigs feet, pigs feet
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