Bad Lip Reading 2016 Presidential Debate

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Bad Lip Reading 2016 Presidential Debate

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[Bad Lip Reading 2016 Presidential Debate]

Left! Right! Debate Night!

[ Lester Holt:] Source: LYBIO.net
Welcome back everyone There’s still more surprises in store, but right now the contestants are playing a round of “I Can Do This!” And go!

[Hillary Clinton:]
Well, I can do this: phbhphh

[Donald Trump:]
Hoo HA! Hoo HA!

[Hillary Clinton:]
Well yeah, I can do this: “Hep bah heva tubba too-pah peesa, hey hey yeah, everybody sing” Mmm, I doubt you’re quite THAT good.

[Lester Holt:]
And I assume I can ask you to sing, Mr. Trump?

[Donald Trump:]
Okay, I don’t want no big, fat, ugly baby I want a baby on fleek.

[Lester Holt:]
Uhhh, that’s really nasty to squash a baby’s self-confidence like that.

[Hillary Clinton:]
Hey, hey, hey, hey, I have to say: You Suck.

[Donald Trump:]
Squawwwkkk

[Hillary Clinton:]
Well, that’s just stupid. That is stupid.

[Lester Holt:]
We know what that sound means: Mr. Trump, you’ve been selected for “Five Favorites”

FIVE FAVORITES! (Cinco Favoritos!)

[Lester Holt:]
Let’s begin.

WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE ACTOR?

[Donald Trump:]
Will Shatner

[Lester Holt:]
Who’s your least favorite actor?

[Donald Trump:]
Elliott Gould

[Lester Holt:]
What’s your favorite baby bird sound?

[Donald Trump:]
“cheep”

[Lester Holt:]
Favorite way to eat chicken?

[Donald Trump:]
Raw

[Lester Holt:]
And what’s your favorite parasite?

[Donald Trump:]
Lice

FIVE FAVORITES! (Cinco Favoritos!)

[Lester Holt:]
Well done, now Secretary Clinton a bonus question for you: It says here that you plan to put an appliance into dead blind people.

[Hillary Clinton:]
Well, don’t think about the appliance. Sometimes everyone has to believe.

[Lester Holt:]
That is a nonsense answer. It’s nothing.

[Hillary Clinton:]
Ummm, it makes sense if I say that it does.

[Trumps iPhone ringing]

It’s Time to Act!

[Lester Holt:]
Get ready everybody, because it’s Time to Act! We’ll provide various scenarios and situations and both contestants will act these out and Secretary Clinton, you’re up first.

[Lester Holt:] Source: LYBIO.net
You say hello to your crush at summer camp.

[Hillary Clinton:]
Hi Scott.

[Lester Holt:]
You walk into Saks Fifth Ave and name your own prices?

[Hillary Clinton:]
I will NOT give you a thousand; you’ll take $25 for this dress.

[Lester Holt:]
You stick up for your friend in fourth grade.

[Hillary Clinton:]
Hey, you can’t talk about my friend. Amber makes me presents. And I think she’s good at glitter.

[Lester Holt:]
You change your mind about helping a neighbor locate her missing children.

[Hillary Clinton:]
Uh… Well, I hope you find all your kids, you know i had PLANNED to help you find them but it’s really windy now

[Lester Holt:]
A lady in Texas who just realized she parked at the other end of the mall.

[Hillary Clinton:]
Uhhh. wait, this ain’t the way to the car!

[Lester Holt:]
You’re almost certain that’s a booger on the waiter’s eyebrow.

[Hillary Clinton:]
Oh..ew.. Uh oh

[Lester Holt:]
Your face muscles freeze in the middle of laughing.

[Hillary Clinton:]
Ah… ah – I can’t move – my face is frozen. Yeah.

[Lester Holt:]
Well done, Madam Secretary. Now it’s time for Mr. Trump to have a spin at the game.

[Lester Holt:]
You visit the south pole with an old college roommate.

[Donald Trump:]
Look, Bill, it’s a penguin

[Lester Holt:]
You attempt to convince a Brazilian Bush pilot that it’s not safe to fly.

[Donald Trump:]
But you have an old plane. Santos, look, you have an old plane.

[Lester Holt:]
You interrogate a kiwi bird.

[Donald Trump:]
Where are your feathers? Where are your feathers? Why can’t you fly?

[Lester Holt:]
You’re at a party…

[Donald Trump:]
Okay

[Lester Holt:]
You’re feeling the music.

[Donald Trump:]
Um huh…

[Lester Holt:]
It’s hip hop. Look around the room and then suddenly you spot a guy wearing three earings –

[Lester Holt:]
You’re an extra reading a newspaper in the background of an M. Night Shyamalan Film.

[Donald Trump:]
Got it [clears throat]

[Lester Holt:]
You offer a jumbo shrimp to your bodyguard.

[Donald Trump:]
Hey Rocco…. Rocco, you want a shrimp?

[Lester Holt:]
It’s not normal shrimp

[Donald Trump:]
It’s giant

[Lester Holt:]
Well maybe not THAT big

[Donald Trump:] Source: LYBIO.net
It’s huge, okay?

[Lester Holt:]
There you go!

[Hillary Clinton:]
Nice job Mr. Trump

[Hillary Clinton:]
Hey guys… Two up top and two in the saddle I drank it down, but it’s tastes like wood

[Donald Trump:]
Why don’t you move to Africa? Yeah move to Africa. I wish that you would because I will never move to that country.

[Hillary Clinton:]
[laughs]

[Lester Holt:]
Yeah, she’s winning and stuff. Did you catch that?

[Hillary Clinton:]
Woo! Oh yeah! This is so fun, it’s like going back to school in imported shoes and one perfectly matched pantsuit.

[Lester Holt:]
I don’t want to talk about this, actually,
because it’s time for “Honestly Now”. It’s a chance for the contestants to share how they really feel about each other up on stage. It’s rather vicious, yet a lot of fun too. So, looks like Mr. Trump is up first

[Hillary Clinton:]
Uh oh.

[Donald Trump:]
I don’t like how you look, I don’t like your name, I don’t like your anything.

[Hillary Clinton:]
Well that is nice, ’cause I just hate you. And your fuzzy hair is silly.

[Donald Trump:]
The cute guys like ME have a thing you want. And you know you want to lick my feet.

[Hillary Clinton:]
We know – [..] get it.

[Donald Trump:]
You know you want to lick my feet! And you should know you’re not always so safe!

[Hillary Clinton:]
That’s pscycho…. let’s call the police because finally Donald said those words.

[Donald Trump:]
Yeah, so….

[Lester Holt:]
Whoa, I just remembered I’ve got a dentist appointment so I’m just gonna wrap up right now and eat my salad before I go.

[Hillary Clinton:]
I rung a bell when the homies got hurt, ahhhhhhh. I need no one. Ahhhh, ah ha ha ahhh – DOH! That’s it. We’ve gots to go!

Left! Right! Debate Night!

[Lester Holt:]
Mr Trump, wasn’t it you that said that black guys despise nutmeg?

[Donald Trump:]
Well, you know, you look at it around the country and maybe they don’t use it a lot.

[Lester Holt:] Source: L Y B I O . N E T
Whammy!

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