Bacon Moose – Ticket Paid With 137 Origami Pigs

Bacon Moose – Ticket Paid With 137 Origami Pigs

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[Bacon Moose - Ticket Paid With 137 Origami Pigs]

[Got a ticket and wanna show how much you appreciate it?] Source: LYBIO.net

USE DOLLAR PIGS!
(in donut boxes for effect)

[Ticket Cashier]
Can I help you?

[Bacon Moose]
Yeah.

[Ticket Cashier] Source: LYBIO.net
All right, the 137 you have until September the 19 to pay that?

[Bacon Moose]
Right.

[Ticket Cashier]
What do you want to do with that?

[Bacon Moose]
I want to pay it now.

[Ticket Cashier]
You’re paying now, okay. All right how will you be paying for that today?

[Bacon Moose]
Cash.

[Ticket Cashier]
Okay. All right, so that will be 137.

[Bacon Moose]
Okay.

[Ticket Cashier]
What is that?

[Bacon Moose]
It’s the 137.

[Ticket Cashier]
Okay. I’m not going to take it like that.

[Bacon Moose]
Why not, it’s legal tender.

[Ticket Cashier]
I understand, but – I understand that the way that you have folded, I’m not going to sit here and unfold all of that.

[Bacon Moose] Source: LYBIO.net
It’s legitimate currency.

[Ticket Cashier]
I understand, it’s legitimate currency, but again, I’m not going to sit here and unfold all of that.

[Bacon Moose]
How different is this then if I had just random, crumpled bills in my pocket. I’m offering to pay you the ticket right now, 137 in cash. I would have paid by card, but you charge a 5% fee for that.

[Ticket Cashier]
Okay. Well, what you’re going to have to do is, you’re going to have to undo each of those dollar bills separately and then I’ll go ahead and count them, but I’m not going to sit here and undo each and every single one of those bills.

[Bacon Moose]
You can count them. It’s one, two, three, four…

[Ticket Cashier]
Come on down here (Inaudible).

[Ticket Cashier]
Take a look at this. He’s going to pay me a $137. It’s how he’s bringing them. So I told that, I’m not going to sit here and undo all these.

[Police]
I’m not gonna accept that – Why would you do that?

[Bacon Moose]
Times are tough.

[Police]
Why, why…

[Bacon Moose]
And most people…

[Ticket Cashier]
Why would you want – why would you fold it… Why would you take the time to fold all of these up?

[Bacon Moose]
Well most people have piggy banks that are shaped like pigs and have the money inside them.

[Police] Source: LYBIO.net
Well, if you want to take just a second, take those, move aside, pull those back out there, we’ll take it.

[Bacon Moose]
Okay.

[Police]
We don’t take like that, but, we have no way of storing it properly.

[Bacon Moose]
Okay.

[Police]
Okay, so if you step aside and you use that counter over there if you want to do.

[Bacon Moose]
Okay.

[Police]
Okay.

[Bacon Moose]
Okay.

[Ticket Cashier]
Yeah, I’m willing to count the $137, but I’m not going to sit here and undo each and every single one of these.

[Bacon Moose]
But – but look at the pretty little piggies, I mean.

[Police]
I knew man, you’re good to go. I agree with you.

[Bacon Moose]
These are piggies.

[Police]
Pretty cool that took a lot of time, but you’ve got to utilize that counter or you’re good to go and unfold them all, we’ll take them.

[Bacon Moose]
Okay.

[Police]
Little piggies in a donut box, I got it, I got it. Oh, well.

[Ticket Cashier]
Let me ask you. How long did it take for you to do that?

[Bacon Moose]
I already lost track after about four hours.

[Ticket Cashier]
After four hours? How long did it take to make each one of them.

[Bacon Moose]
I got pretty good at it. They were about two each, two minutes each.

[Ticket Cashier]
Good enough. I’ll give you props, you made me laugh for the day, when you coming in like that. So I will give you man props on you taking your time to do each and every single one of them.

[Bacon Moose]
That one there in the middle right there, he’s Admiral Ed Bacon, he’s the sole survivor of the Great Dollar Pig Massacre of 2012.

[Ticket Cashier] Source: LYBIO.net
Oh, man. I’m sorry. I have to do this [take a photo]. You have made my day, sir, I will give you that. Oh, let’s see now.

It takes like 8 minutes to count now
it only took 3 or so to unfould haha

[Ticket Cashier] Source: LYBIO.net
All right. Here’s your receipt on that. You’re taken care of, just a word of advice, put the creativity to something more useful.

Bacon Moose – Ticket Paid With 137 Origami Pigs. I’m offering to pay you the ticket right now, 137 in cash. I would have paid by card, but you charge a 5% fee for that. Complete Full Transcript, Dialogue, Remarks, Saying, Quotes, Words And Text.