Aziz Ansari – Wasting Time On The Internet – Dangerously Delicious
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[Aziz Ansari – Wasting Time On The Internet – Dangerously Delicious]
[Aziz Ansari (February 23, 1983)] Source: LYBIO.net
I have a internet access right now cause things are going pretty well. And I’m sure some of you guys are online as well, and I like the internet, but it’s very annoying sometimes; does this is a situation happen to you, you’re sitting on your computer, working on something really important and then you just think, man, I wonder if Home Alone 2 made more money than Home Alone 1. I got to look into this, now. Sorry important work, something more pressing has come up.
I do stuffs like that all the time and what’s so annoying is once I started looking into one thing, I’ll see something else I want to research, for example, in the Home Alone situation, I’ll be looking at that and I’ll see, oh wow, Joe Pesci’s in that movie. I don’t know much about Joe Pesci. Maybe I should learn everything about Joe Pesci. And then I’ll spend hours doing all this Joe Pesci research, and now I know so much about Joe Pesci, but it’s useless information, it’s never going to help me.
I’ve never heard of a situation where a guy has been in an alley by a dude with a knife just like, you’re going to die tonight, unless you can tell me the name of the album Joe Pesci put out when he was a little kid? Little Joe, Sure Can Sing. Damnit you’re free to go. How come so many people know that I got to stop integrating Joe Pesci trivia into my murders, people know more about him than I anticipated.
[Aziz Ansari] Source: LYBIO.net
I always waste time like that. The other night, I was up late, I remembered, I’ve never seen any of those Saw movies before, they are not supposed to be particularly good movies, but a friend of mine told me, Aziz you got to watch Saw 1, the twist of the end of Saw 1 is crazy. And I love twist at the end of movies, so I went on YouTube and I typed Saw Ending, sure enough the clip comes up, I know, what you are thinking, uh Aziz, you didn’t see the rest of the movie, the clip won’t make any sense, don’t worry, I’m not stupid, first, I went on the Saw Wikipedia page, and I read the plot summary, and when I got the last paragraph, I stopped, then I went back and watched that video and let me tell you, I did not see that coming.
Aziz Ansari – Wasting Time On The Internet – Dangerously Delicious. I’ll spend hours doing all this Joe Pesci research, and now I know so much about Joe Pesci, but it’s useless information, it’s never going to help me. Complete Full Transcript, Dialogue, Remarks, Saying, Quotes, Words And Text.