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Zebra Corner If Real People Commercials Were Real Life CHEVY Hatch

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[Zebra Corner If Real People Commercials Were Real Life CHEVY Hatch]

Thanks for coming.

[Mahk:]
Eat a dick.

Okay.

Real people. Not actors.

We’re doing things a little bit different today – this is a this is a new 2017 Chevy Cruze.

I’m only going to show you half of
this car and ask you your initial opinions about it.

What are your thoughts on this.

I think it looks very sleek.

A little bit of attitude to it.

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[Mahk:]
That is the ugliest fucking car I’ve ever seen.

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And it starts at $22,190.

[As Shown $29,860. As shown price includes optional features. MSRP, Tax, title, license, dealer fees and other options equipment extra.]

Not.

That a great price.

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Twenty-two thousand one-hundred and what – half dollars!

But wait doesn’t it say right here As Shown $29,860, so what this car that we’re looking at is not $22,190. It’s $29,860.

There’s another side of this car.

Oh wow!

— would love it.

[Mahk:]
My god, you guys and your doors.

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This is the first ever Chevy Cruze Hatch.

Wow.

[…]

Good choice on the [color …].

Check it out.

What is that? Burnt rust?

What’s your first impression of seeing the whole car now?

[Mahk:]
Honestly I’m just as disappointed with the back half as I was with the front half, maybe more.

This is the first ever Chevy Cruze Hatchback.

[Mahk:]
I hope it’s the last!~

Lets see what we got in here.

So now that you know it’s a Hatchback with lots of room.

[Mahk:]
It makes me think that someone’s going to over pay overpay for a piece of shit.

I still see like a young professional / weekend warrior – the whole like business in the front – party in the back.

FIRST-EVER CRUZE HATCH

CHEVROLET

Hey heh, they’ll be parties in the back.

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Zebra Corner If Real People Commercials Were Real Life CHEVY Hatch

Zebra Corner If Real People Commercials Were Real Life CHEVY Hatch

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