Apple Engineer Talks About The New 2015 Macbook
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[Apple Engineer Talks About The New 2015 Macbook]
So Jony Ive calls me and say’s “Hey, Go get the new Macbook Prototype”
“Hurry, Tim Cook is coming and wants to see what we’ve done”
Tim walks in looking pissed off.
I’ll never forget, his hair was messy and was wearing his expensive suit.
Jony hands Tim the laptop and he forgot to mill out the extra USB ports.
No USB Ports!
You should have seen Jony’s head turn tomato red!!
All of the engineers in the room were nervous and started to scatter around.
Then Tim Cook picked up the Laptop and started looking at it.
He looked at Jony and said “where are all the USB and Thunder Bolt ports”?
No extra USB Ports. Source: LYBIO.net
A mobile processor
That’s all our customers need!
An overpriced netbook!!
It turns out..
He loved the idea!! and Tim said “Start production tomorrow”
Oh wait, it get’s better! The battery wouldn’t fit inside because it was too thin.
Steve Jobs would have fired us all…
The minute he would have picked up the laptop!
No. Seriously, all BS aside my hats off to Jony.
At the end, he came through on that amazing layered battery design.
He even got teary eyed.
And it even comes in gold!
Tim ate it up.
We were all stunned he went with it.
After that, I didn’t see Tim all day and I went home.
They promoted me!!
HR Department called me that night.
That I was promoted as a senior designer with level 5 pay!!!
Oh wait it get’s even better, the next morning I tell Jony, put a 480p webcam.
A 480p Camera?
Yes, a 480p Camera in 2015. Source: LYBIO.net
Even the iPod has a 720p front facing camera.
We’re just trying to earn more profits for our investors.
I remember telling Jony, we’re going to make a lot of money.
Where else did you save money on?
We saved money by taking out the glowing LED Apple logo, in the rear lid.
The rear lid is laser cut, we saved about $20.00 per laptop so more profits.
Oh man, good times at Apple.
They have to use a dongle for USB Ports!
That’s an extra $79 accessory.
Oh man, wait till I tell you how we came out with the iWatch. Source: L Y B I O . N E T
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