Annoying Orange – Pain-Apple

[Annoying Orange]
Orange, orange, orange. What rhymes with Orange? Hum?

[Pain-Apple / Pineapple]
Hey, hey, hey, bud, watch the hair bud. It took me months to get it to look like this!

[Annoying Orange]
Whoa!

[Annoying Orange]
What are you?

[Pain-Apple / Pineapple]
I’m a pineapple.

[Annoying Orange]
What, you don’t look like an apple!

[Pain-Apple / Pineapple]
Well, I’m not, I’m a pineapple.

[Annoying Orange]
Why the long face? (laughing)

[Pain-Apple / Pineapple]
That’s rude! I’m a pineapple

[Annoying Orange]
Your a half apple, Like an apple crossed with a Pine Tree. (laughs)

[Pain-Apple / Pineapple]
No, that’s not how it works!

[Annoying Orange]
Hey, what’s with those knives on your head?

[Pain-Apple / Pineapple]
That’s my hair.

[Annoying Orange]
Oh, so its there?

[Pain-Apple / Pineapple]
Where?

[Annoying Orange]
Hair

[Pain-Apple / Pineapple]
What?!

[Annoying Orange]
There! Hair!

[Pain-Apple / Pineapple]
Yes, that’s what I said! What are you doing?

[Annoying Orange]
There rhymes with hair. (laughs)

[Pain-Apple / Pineapple]
Okay! Stop!

[Annoying Orange]
So does air, bear, care, blair, stare, mare…

[Pain-Apple / Pineapple]
Stop, its gettin really annoying.

[Annoying Orange]
(laughs)

[Pain-Apple / Pineapple]
You know what else rhymes with hair, Nair – and it looks like you’re very familiar with it – baldy!

[Annoying Orange]
Wow, you really are an apple!

[Pain-Apple / Pineapple]
I am not! I am a pineapple. I’m not even related, I don’t grow on trees,

[Annoying Orange]
You’re an apple!

[Pain-Apple / Pineapple]
God, your so irritating!

[Annoying Orange]
I’m not irritating! I’m an Orange!

[Pain-Apple / Pineapple]
(sighs)

[Annoying Orange]
Hey, apple!

[Pain-Apple / Pineapple]
I’m not talking to you.

[Annoying Orange]
Knife

[Pain-Apple / Pineapple]
I already told you, these[hair] are not knives!

[Annoying Orange]
No – KNIFE!

[Pain-Apple / Pineapple]
No, this is my hair. I spike them up to look cool and its something you can’t do cause you are an (screams)

[Human Person]
(cut the top of the pineapple hair off)

[Annoying Orange]
OH!!!! Look whose the baldy now!

[Pain-Apple / Pineapple]
(screaming)

[Annoying Orange]
Pineapple? Looks more like Pain-Apple!

[Annoying Orange]
(laughs) Hey, Apple?

[Pain-Apple / Pineapple]
Someone help me!

[Annoying Orange]
I don’t mean to star, but your looking worst for wear!

[Pain-Apple / Pineapple]
Orange, you are sick.

[Annoying Orange]
You know what else rhymes with Hair, you do Pear

[Pear]
Leave me out of this!

Annoying Orange – Pain-Apple. Orange, orange, orange. What rhymes with Orange? Hum? No, this is my hair. I spike them up to look cool and its something you can’t do cause you are an (screams). Complete Full Script, Dialogue, Remarks, Saying, Quotes, Words And Text For Annoying Orange – Pain-Apple.