Annoying Orange – Monster Burger
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[Annoying Orange – Monster Burger]
Yo, I got phat beats!
[beatboxes, imitates record scratch]
Hey! Get your paws off me, mister!
Oh, hey. What’s up?
[screams in terror]
Whoa! What’s with all the screaming?
Yeah. Not a monster. Hamburger.
Get away from me, monster!
Are you seriously spitting seeds at me right now?!
I’ll never let you destroy the kitchen!
Bleh! Destroy the what?
You’ll never take me alive!
[rapid automatic fire]
How does an orange have a gun?
Eat lead, monster!!
Aah! Stop it!
Okay. Are we calm now? Can we just talk like normal–
KNOCK IT OFF!!
Sorry. Itchy trigger finger.
Geez! What is with you?
What? You look like a monster.
I’m not a monster. I told you, I’m a hamburger.
More like Monster Burger.
I’m not a monster!
Cripes, is this how you treat all of your guests?
Scream, call them names, and then shoot at ’em?
Yo, what’s up, bro?
[screams] It’s a butt fruit!
[exclaims] Source: LYBIO.net
Ooh! This place looks nice!
[screams] It’s a midget green alien!
[screams] It’s an ugly fruit!
Yeah, you’re right. I am an Ugli fruit.
Yeah, right. I would never do that.
[sarcastically]: Yeah, I’m sure.
So then, you’re not gonna eat me, Monster Burger?
Bro, I’m a ham-burger. How many times do I have to tell you?
Ham-burger? Do you park in the “porking” lot? [laughs]
I bet you do things really full “boar.” [laughs]
Ugh! Those puns don’t even make sense!
I’m made of beef, not ham.
Wait, monster burgers are made of beef?
Sounds like “bovine” intervention. [laughs]
[fake laugh] Shut it! Listen!
If I have to tell you one more time that I’m not a monster, I’m gonna hit you so hard, Chuck Norris would be impressed!
Violence won’t solve anything.
YOU WERE THE ONE SHOOTING ME WITH A GUN!
Good Lord, you’re annoying!
I’m not annoying; I’m an–
Let me guess: Orange.
Ha, freaking hilarious! Yeah!
If you’re not a monster, then what are you?
I told you: hamburger.
Meat, then I got a bunch of lettuce, cheese, tomatoes, and other stuff in here.
You ate Lettuce, Cheese, and Tomato? Alive?!
[scoffs] No. I didn’t actually eat–
YOU ARE A MONSTER!!
YOU ATE ALL THE FOODS IN THE KITCHEN, MONSTER BURGER!
Stop! Stop!! Stop!!!
Stop shooting me!!
Well, stop eating my friends.
I didn’t eat your friends. Just because I’m made of these things doesn’t mean that I ate them.
I’m not a monster, just a hamburger!
[hysterically]: GET THAT THROUGH YOUR THICK PEEL!
What?! What is it?!
[hysterically]: Are you kidding me?!
I’m gonna rip your peel off and shove it down your–
[Monster Burger growling, Hamburger screams]
[reacts in disgust]
The irony! Aah, he’s killing me!
Whoa! That monster burger is really “deranged.” [laughs]
What? I don’t get it.
Oh, see you’re a hamburger and hamburgers are made of beef. Beef come from cows and cows hang out at a range. Get it? De-ranged?
[gasps] I get it!
[gunfire, both exclaiming]
I can’t believe I’m finally here on vacation.
Whoa, Nerville, that’s amazing! -What?
My immense knowledge of the Valley of Napa?
No. That you get a vacation. Do you even have a job? [laughs]
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