Andrew Chandler Skylar Diss Track Bit

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Andrew Chandler Skylar Diss Track Bit

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[Andrew Chandler Skylar Diss Track Bit]

[Andrew Chandler:] Source: LYBIO.net
Okay. So I have a hip-hop song to play for you. This is a – it’s a diss track. For those who don’t know that is just an insult song. This isn’t aimed at any artist, any other hip-hop artists, this is about my ex-girl friend, who cheated on me.

But I did not write or record this song. I paid to have this song created for me by a 13-year-old rapper I found on Instagram.

So to give you a little behind the scenes look at the song before I play it, I’m going to read for you an internet chat log between me, a grown man, and a 13-year-old boy.

Typically, when these are read the police storm the building out, you know. Shortly thereafter maybe I’m confessing to a crime, I don’t know.

So I wrote to K-Dot one night, I said, digging these dope-ass rhythms, think I could pay to write a song about my ex-girl friend. She cheated on me. I want to get her back good.

He writes back, he says, yeah, dude, I’m interested, but I just don’t know how you would get me the money. Also if I’m going to write a whole song about this girl, I’m going to need more info on this bitch, 13 years old.

So I write back to him, you could – I could send you the money through PayPal, you can ask your mom or dad if they know what that is, or I could send you an iTunes gift card to your e-mail.

[Andrew Chandler:] Source: LYBIO.net
As far as details about my ex-girl friend go, her name is Skylar. She cheated on me with this dude who still plays with Yu-Gi-Oh! Cards. It happened at a blue man group concert, I took her for our anniversary. They’re dating now. She refuses to learn how to tie her shoes and she’s subsequently on probation for stealing a pair of crocks from the mall. Let me know if you need any more details, I got mad dirt on this trick.

He writes back, he says, what’s her boy friend’s name and is he fat?

I wrote back, I said, yes, he is very fat and his name is Kyle. Also please do not forget the Yu-Gi-Oh! And blue man group details that way she knows that’s about her.

He wrote me back and said, all right, man, it might take me a while because my football coach has me running two adays, but I’ll get into you as soon as I can. And in four days, I had this song.

[K-DOT:] Source: LYBIO.net
SKYLAR U FUCKED UP SO
BAD…
MY BOY K-DOT HAS A LIL
SUMTHIN 2 SAY ABOUT THAT
SHIT YOU DID TO ME

SKYLAR YOU ARE SUCH
A BITCH
HEARD YOUR PUSSY
TASTE LIKE SHIT
IF YOU’RE GONNA BE A
THOT AT LEAST LEARN
TO SUCK A DICK

I DON’T THINK YOU HEARD
ME THOUGH. YOU DON’T
KNOW THAT YOU A HO. HOW
OLD IS YOUR BOYFRIEND, 10?
WHY HE PLAY WITH YU-GI-OH!

CHECK CHECK CHECK MY
FLOW I THINK I WRECKED IT
HOLD A SECOND MY SONGS
SUCK I KNOW ~ANDREW~
RECOMMENDS IT

POOR ASS BITCH
MAKE MY DICK SOFT
CAN’T TIE SHOES SO
SHE STOLE SOME CROCS

WORN OUT FLIP-FLOPS
DON’T LIKE HIP-HOP
KYLE DON’T DISS ME TIL
YOUR BALLS DROP
PAUL BLART MALL COP

GET ON MY LEVEL
YOU KNOW YOU’RE A #$%
WHEN YOU HAVE A TATTOO OF THE
TAZMANIAN DEVIL
YOU’RE A #&^$@ NOT A REBEL

WHAT A DUMBASS HAVE FUN
WITH BUM-ASS, BITCH WHO
CHEATED ON ~ANDREW~ AT A
CONCERT THEY WERE BOTH AT

‘BOUT TO DROP A BOMB.
BRING YOUR RATCHET
FRIENDS SO THEY CAN SING
ALONG. THROW YOU IN THE
TRASH WHERE YOU BELONG

BITCH

K-DOT
soundcloud.com/kdot2002

Andrew Chandler Skylar Diss Track Bit

Andrew Chandler Skylar Diss Track Bit

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