Amy Poehler – Andy’s Sister Stacy St Patrick’s Day
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[Amy Poehler – Andy’s Sister Stacy St Patrick’s Day]
[Conan Christopher O’Brien (born April 18, 1963):] Dog coming on now who – tonight…
[Paul Andrew “Andy” Richter (born October 28, 1966):] Can I – I’m sorry. I’m sorry to interrupt.
[Conan O’Brien:] That’s okay. Source: LYBIO.net
[Andy:] I want to point out somebody special in the audience tonight. I’m sure y’all remember and I’m sure you remember, it’s my little sister Stacy.
[Conan O’Brien:] Oh, there is she. Hey. Sure, I remember her. Yeah, hey, there. Hey, there, Stacy.
[Stacy (Amy Meredith Poehler (September 16, 1971)):] Hey, Conan.
[Conan O’Brien:] Boy, Stacy you look all ready for Saint Patrick’s Day next Tuesday.
[Stacy:] Yeah, I am.
[Andy:] This is, and you know, this is really, really cute ‘cause I mean our family, we’re not even Irish, but she is pretending to be an Irish, because she is going to big crush on you still.
[Conan O’Brien:] Yeah.
[Stacy:] Thanks a lot, Andy. You’re like totally embarrassing me.
[Andy:] Come on, Stacy. It’s cute that you’re trying to be Irish for Conan.
[Stacy:] Andy, I am Irish. Top of’ the mornin to you guys. [Shoreham and magora] and I’m Sodom and Gomorrah.
[Andy:] She’s really been going all out.
[Conan O’Brien:] Sweet.
[Andy:] Actually, Liz, could you show some of those photos that I brought? First one, this is a cake that she baked for you, Saint Patrick’s Day.
[Conan O’Brien:] Oh that’s sweet.
[Andy:] And then, she is pretending she is performing for you and river dance. That’s a river dance thing and cut out. And finally, here she is disguise. She’s going to buy you some Guinness.
[Conan O’Brien:] Oh that’s so sweet. Source: LYBIO.net
[Andy:] But they didn’t let her.
[Stacy:] Thanks a lot, Andy. Now Conan thinks I’m like Leprechaun of Loserville.
[Conan O’Brien:] No. No, I don’t Stacy. I think you’re a sweet pretty young lady.
[Stacy:] You do?
[Conan O’Brien:] Sure, I do and I’m really flattered that you pretended to be Irish for me.
[Stacy:] You really mean that?
[Conan O’Brien:] Sure I do. I sure do, and you know what, I’m sure there’s lots of young men who would just love to spend Saint Patrick’s Day with you.
[Stacy:] What about you?
[Conan O’Brien:] Well, that’s really sweet Stacy, but we’re doing a show that night. And then, after that there’s a party at my girlfriend’s house.
[Stacy:] No, no, don’t feel bad for me. What do you say?
[Conan O’Brien:] Just a few friends. It’s going to be like a little get together.
[Stacy:] Right, just a good get together. Yeah, that sounds good. It sounds really cute, sweet. You and your girlfriend basking in the glow of holiday revelry, while I lay wounded and weeping, consumed by the fires of the hell that you made.
[Conan O’Brien:] Stacy, I’m – I’m really sorry.
[Andy:] Yeah, Stacy, don’t get upset.
[Stacy:] You shut your pie hole big brother, or I’ll tear you apart like a Chevy at a chop-shop.
[Andy:] Oh my God. Source: LYBIO.net
[Stacy:] That’s going to hurt too.
[Stacy:] You listen, O’Brien. Let me tell you something. Just like the Irish cast away their shackles of British oppression, I too will cast away my shackles of love, chains that have bound me in misery to your bony white ass. YEAH!
[Conan O’Brien:] Bony white ass.
[Andy:] Ain’t bony.
[Conan O’Brien:] Listen, Stacy, just please forgive me.
[Stacy:] Oh, no, nay, never freckle boy. The time of redemption is at hand and as the lone banchi wails mournfully in the cold distant forest, I will see your pale Celtic flesh hung, torn and tattered on the red walls of my vengeance. Oh, Danny boy the pirates gonna kill you, yeah, vengeance.
[Conan O’Brien:] Andy, I don’t know what to do.
[Raymond:] I think I do.
[Conan O’Brien:] Wait a minute. Who are you?
[Raymond:] Hi. I’m Raymond. I go to Stacy’s junior high school.
[Stacy:] I don’t remember you.
[Raymond:] I’m sick a lot. Anyway, the point is, well – hey, we’re the same age and well, I sure would like to spend Saint Patrick’s Day with you if you want to that is…
[Stacy:] Okay, you know what, Raymond, that’s really nice, but um…I don’t know you and I don’t think we have anything in common.
[Raymond:] No, we do. We do, we do have something in common. I have a crush on Conan too.
[Stacy:] What?! You do! Source: LYBIO.net
[Conan O’Brien:] No, stop it. Stacy, you don’t beat him. No, stop it. Stacy, you’re killing him. Everyone take a break folks. My apologies. We’ll be right back with Bill, The Runaway Dog. Stacy, no.
Amy Poehler – Andy’s Sister Stacy St Patrick’s Day. No, we do. We do, we do have something in common. I have a crush on Conan too. Comedy Transcript, Dialogue, Remarks, Saying, Quotes, Words And Text.