Amazon Echo (Early Beta Version)
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[Amazon Echo (Early Beta Version)]
[Amazon – Introducing Amazon Echo]
Is it for me?
It’s for everyone.
It’s called Amazon Echo.
Well, what does it do?
Alexa, what do you do?
I’m a talking cylinder. I exist only for companionship and utility. My existence is utterly meaningless.
Alexa, play rock music.
Rock music. (rock music starts)
Wait, I want to try. Alexa, what time is it?
It’s time for you to calm the fuck down.
You actually don’t have to yell it, ok, it uses far-field technology so it can hear you from anywhere in the room.
Echo is pretty neat because it knows all sorts of things, all you have to do is ask.
Alexa, how tall is Mount Everest? Source: LYBIO.net
Mount Everest’s is like probably the biggest mountain, I heard a guy died trying to climb it.
Plus, Echo is really good at keeping track of things like shopping and to-do lists.
Alexa, add wrapping paper to the shopping list.
I’ve added rap albums to your shopping list.
Alexa, how many teaspoons are in a tablespoon?
How is it possible a woman your age doesn’t know that. Look it up, you insufferable imbeciles.
Dad’s not a morning person, but Echo definitely helps him wake up.
Alexa, alarm off.
You gotta get up.
Mmm, it’s Saturday.
Alexa, what day is it?
Today is the day Ron gets off his ass and makes something out of his life.
I’m up, I’m up.
Alexa, tell me another joke.
A black guy, a Jew and a prostitute walk into a bar
Sometimes Echo helps out when you least expect it.
Hey Dad, how do you spell cantaloupe?
Ah, Cantaloupe, C A N T
Alexa, how do you spell cantaloupe? Source: LYBIO.net
Cantaloupe is spelled C A N N A L O P E.
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