Ali G Interviews Boutros Boutros Ghali

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Ali G Interviews Boutros Boutros Ghali

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[Ali G Interviews Boutros Boutros Ghali]

[Sacha Noam Baron Cohen (born 13 October 1971):]
I is here standing outside the United Nations of Benetton. Which is where representatives from the free corners of the world come to end wars, international drug trafficking, and everything else that is a bit of a laugh.

I is here with the geezer who was the Secretary-General of the United Nations. His name be none other than my man, Boutros Boutros Boutros-Ghali.

How many countries is in the UN?

[Boutros Boutros-Ghali (بطرس بطرس غالي Buṭrus Buṭrus Ghālī, 14 November 1922 – 16 February 2016):]
If I’m not wrong, according to the last statistics, it must have more than 180 countries.

[Ali G:]
Is Disneyland a member of the UN?

[Boutros Boutros-Ghali:]
No, because Disneyland is not an independent state.

[Ali G:]
Do you think in a hundred years’ time, Disneyland or Disneyworld could have a seat?

[Boutros Boutros-Ghali:]
No! Disneyland is not doing politics, Disneyland, it’s not…

[Ali G:]
Well, some of them is. Some of them characters.

[Boutros Boutros-Ghali:]
It is for the young – only for the young children.

[Ali G:]
How many languages is spoken at the UN?

[Boutros Boutros-Ghali:]
You have, practically, what we called five languages.

[Ali G:]
But which is the funniest language? It’s French, isn’t it? Ouludeedoodooloodoo…

[Boutros Boutros-Ghali:]
Not necessary, maybe Arabic is more funny…

[Ali G:]
Oh, yeah.

[Boutros Boutros-Ghali:] Source: LYBIO.net
It depends to whom!

[Ali G:]
To you. What was the one that when the delegate went up and started speaking, you was like – [laughs] – I gotta go to the bathroom…

[Boutros Boutros-Ghali:]
No, I’m not allowed to do this, I’m the Secretary-General.

[Ali G:]
Yeah, but there must have been one where would have gone up there “abadaba” and you just go “eh!”.

[Boutros Boutros-Ghali:]
No, I have to have a poker face, like this.

[Ali G:]
Do you speak French?

[Boutros Boutros-Ghali:]
Yes.

[Ali G:]
How do you say “shit” in French?

[Boutros Boutros-Ghali:]
Chic?

[Ali G:]
Shit, shit. Like crap, rubbish.

[Boutros Boutros-Ghali:]
Ah, oh… de la merde.

[Ali G:]
How do you spell that?

[Boutros Boutros-Ghali:]
m-e-r-d-e [spelling in French]

[Ali G:]
m-a [spelling in English]

[Boutros Boutros-Ghali:]
r-d-e [spelling in French]

[Ali G:]
Thanks for that. You want to say Big up yourself, Boutros Boutros Boutros Boutros-Ghali, respect!

[Boutros Boutros-Ghali:]
I’m Boutros Boutros-Ghali. Put down your gun and listen to…

[Ali G:]
Bob Marley!

[Boutros Boutros-Ghali:] Source: L Y B I O . N E T
Bob Marley!

Ali G Interviews Boutros Boutros Ghali

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