Ali G – British Comedy Awards 2012 – Outstanding Achievement To Comedy
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[Ali G – British Comedy Awards 2012 – Outstanding Achievement To Comedy]
[Intro] Source: LYBIO.net
So it gives me such great pleasure to present this award to a man who’s clowning, who’s satire and sheer balls of steel put him above everyone else. Please welcome my friend Mr. Sacha Baron Cohen.
[Sacha Noam Baron Cohen (13 October 1971)] Source: LYBIO.net
For real, for real. Big up, big up, big up, big up U.K, big, big up UK enough respect. By the way, I thought you was amazing in Star Trek, Staines-upon-Thames massive in the house, ait! Unfortunately, Sacha Baron Cohen ain’t here. She probably thinks she’s too big for these awards, ain’t it? Well, I definitely ain’t. Can you believe it’s been 10 years since I’ve been on the tele? Why you’s cheering that I’ve been on the tele. Times has been tough means me now well skint. These days it has got to buy me tracksuits from secondhand shops. Look. [Savile]
I ain’t not even heard of this label. What’s the big deal, me walking around people are looking at me, like, and it’s just cloths. But in the last 10 years things has changed, back then me was a child, me look back on some of that stuff and giggle, I is grown up now, I ain’t living in my nan’s house anymore, I is now living in her garage, and I has got my own toilet, we can do anything in it I like apart from solids, that’s why coming to a place like this is a lovely treat.
But I ain’t all been aerie, me is now almost 30 years old, and I have got some health issues. I think I might be infertile, and I is facing up to the fact that me ‘julie’ may never be able to have enough abortion. Which means I am going to have to wait, good bye to them free biscuits stays always in the waiting room. Jammy Dodger my favorite, me break them in half and eat the red thing in the middle, in the humble opinion days even more delicious than champagne, bad digest.
It ain’t just me that, I was telling this terminology has too, taste things you could never have dreamed of back then, the iPhone or the ‘iPhone’, the iPhone 2, the iPhone 3, the iPhone 4, the iPhone 5 who can even imagine what is coming next? There is also some new blood in the Royal Family, Kate Middleton, big up yourself.
[Ali G] Source: LYBIO.net
Her wedding was an amazing occasion, it’s the first time since Lady Diana that me has been able to knock one out to a Royal event, she is fit, she is of the duff now, that ain’t no surprise. If the baby comes out the royal punanni black, ask me no questions; I tell me no lies, ait.
Ha, ha ha. But I sorry to tell you there are some things they never going to change, you know why I was talking the F word, racialism. Once again me is the only black man in the room now that Lenny Henry has died. Katanga, katanga my friend, rest in peace.
[Ali G] Source: LYBIO.net
Me hope that me winning this tonight will change things for my bread win. And one day maybe, just maybe, there might even be a black man in the White House. Me is now going home to put this up, pride of place, on eBay. Who’ve got 23 points and a recipe is enough. Big Up, Big up, Big up, Big up.
Ali G ladies and gentlemen…
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