Alamo Drafthouse – Don’t Talk – Angry Voicemail
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[Alamo Drafthouse – Don’t Talk – Angry Voicemail]
[WARNING EXPLICIT LANGUAGE]
AT THE ALAMO DRAFTHOUSE, WE HAVE A SIMPLE RULE:
IF YOU TALK OR TEXT DURING A MOVIE, WE KICK YOU OUT.
SOMETIMES THAT PISSES THE MOVIE TALKER OFF.
WHAT FOLLOWS IS AN ACTUAL VOICEMAIL A CUSTOMER LEFT US AFTER BEING KICKED OUT.
“Yeah, I was wondering if you guys actually enjoy treating your customers like a pieces of shift?”
“Because that’s how I felt when I went to the Alamo Drafthouse!”
“You know what?”
“I didn’t know that I wasn’t supposed to text in your little crappy ass theater.”
“It was too fucking dark in that place for me to find my seat.”
“I was using my PHOOONE as a FLASHLIGHT to get to my Fuckin ‘Seat.”
“So EXCUSE ME for using MY phone”
“In USA MAGNITED STATES OF AMERICA! where yer-you are FREE to TEXT in a THE-A-TER!”
“I was not AWARE that I couldn’t text in your theater.”
“I’ve texted in ALL the other theaters in Austin, and no one ever gave a fuck about what me – I was doin’ on my fuckin’ phone.”
“And it was on SILENT.” Source: LYBIO.net
“It watn’t on LOUD it wasn’t BOTHERING anybody.”
“You guys, obviously, were being assholes to ME”
I’M SURE THAT’S WHAT YOU DO YOU KNOW TO RIP PEOPLE OFF YOU TAKE MY MONEY… AND THEN YOU THROW ME OUT.
“You know? I will never be comin’ back to you ‘Alamo Drafthouse’ or whatever I’d rather go to a reglear theater, where people are Actually Polite.”
“Anint you know? I’m gonna tell EVERYONE about how SHITTY you are.”
“And I’m pretty sure you guys are being assholes on purpose.”
“So thanks for making me feel like a customer!”
“Thanks for takin’ my money ASSHOLE”
THANKS FOR NOT COMING BACK TO THE ALAMO, TEXTER!
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