## Abbott And Costello 13 X 7 Is 28

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[Abbott And Costello 13 X 7 Is 28]

**[Louis Francis “Lou” Costello (March 6, 1906 – March 3, 1959)]**

“Mr Chairman, twenty-eight vacuums a week, that’s a lot of vacuums to sell, and you only have seven salesmen.”

**[William Alexander “Bud” Abbott (October 2, 1895 – April 24, 1974)]**

“Certainly.”

**[Costello]** Source: LYBIO.net

“That means they gotta sell thirteen vacuums a piece.”

**[Abbott]**

“You’re right. Thirteen vacuum cleaners a piece. ”

**[Costello]**

“Yes, sir.”

**[Abbott]**

“What are you talking about? 7 times 13 is not 28. ”

**[Costello]**

“Yes it is.”

**[Abbott]**

“7 times 4 is 28.”

**[Costello]**

“Mr Chairman, 7 times 13 is 28.”

**[Abbott]**

“7 times 4 is 28.”

**[Abbott]**

“Did you ever go to school, stupid?”

**[Costello]**

“Yes sir, and I came out the same way.”

**[Abbott]**

“Come here a minute. You claim that 7 goes into 28, 13 times.”

**[Costello]**

“That’s right.”

**[Abbott]**

“Go ahead. Prove it. Prove it. Prove it. Go ahead. Go ahead. Go ahead.”

**[Costello]**

Aright.

**[Abbott]**

There’s the board. Well, go ahead.

**[Costello]**

Ok, Mr. Chairman, I’m going to prove it.

**[Abbott]**

Well, go ahead.

**[Costello]**

Now, you’ve got seven salesmen.

**[Abbott]**

That’s right.

**[Costello]**

Ok, now, there’s the 7.

**[Abbott]**

Where is it?

**[Costello]**

Right there!

**[Abbott]**

Aright.

**[Costello]** Source: LYBIO.net

Now, you’ve got twenty-eight factories a week you’ve got to sell.

**[Abbott]**

That’s right.

**[Costello]**

Then you divide. Now, there’s your 28 factories.

**[Abbott]**

Now wait you claim that 7 goes into 28 thirteen times?

**[Costello]**

That’s right.

**[Abbott]**

Show me.

**[Costello]**

Seven into two –seven won’t go into two-

**[Abbott]**

Certainly not!

**[Costello]**

So I’ve got to take the two from there and put it down there. Right over here.

**[Abbott]**

Put it down there?

**[Costello]**

Yeah, I am going to use it after work! That’s a cute little two.

**[Abbott]**

Yeah, right.

**[Costello]**

Now, seven into eight–

**[Abbott]**

Once.

**[Costello]**

Once. Now, I’m going to carry the seven from here and put it under the eight. Seven from eight?

**[Abbott]**

One.

**[Costello]**

One. Now, a minute ago, I didn’t use that little two.

**[Abbott]** Source: LYBIO.net

What are you going to do?

**[Costello]**

I’m going to use that two now! And I take it from there and I got to put it right there.

**[Abbott]**

Aright.

**[Costello]**

Now, seven into twenty-one

**[Abbott]**

Three times.

**[Costello]**

That’s correct! Seven into twenty-eight is thirteen!

“I am going to divide”

7 ) 28 ( 13

-7

21

**[Abbott]**

Oh, no no no no no. Nothing of the kind. What kind of figures are these? Just a minute.

**[Costello]**

Check they came out right.

**[Abbott]** Source: LYBIO.net

We’ll multiply this. [Laughing] Okay, go ahead!

**[Costello]**

Multiply?

**[Abbott]**

Put down thirteen.

“Multiply. Put down 13 and 7.”

13

x7

21

+7

28

**[Costello]**

Okay. Thirteen.

**[Abbott]**

That’s right. That’s seven salesmen. Put that down.

**[Costello]**

Seven salesmen.

**[Abbott]**

Now, you claim that 7 times 13 amounts to what?

**[Costello]**

Twenty-eight.

**[Abbott]**

Ho ho, prove that.

**[Costello]**

Seven times three–

**[Abbott]**

Yeah, twenty-one.

**[Costello]**

Seven times one

**[Abbott]**

Seven.

**[Costello]**

Seven and one?

**[Abbott]**

Eight.

**[Costello]**

And a two!

**[Abbott]**

Wait–no! Wait a minute! How do you figure, boy?

**[Costello]**

I figure good!

**[Abbott]**

No, no you can’t do that.

**[Costello]**

That’s right.

**[Abbott]**

No, no, nothing of the kind! We will add them up this time.

**[Costello]**

Add them?

**[Abbott]**

Put down thirteen, uh, seven times. Okay.

Put down 13 seven times. We will add these up.”

13

13

13

13

13

13

13

**[Costello]**

One.

**[Costello]** Source: LYBIO.net

Two.

**[Abbott]**

Two.

**[Costello]**

Three.

**[Abbott]**

Three.

**[Abbott]**

Four.

**[Costello]**

Four.

**[Abbott]**

Five.

**[Costello]**

Five

**[Abbott]**

Six.

**[Costello]**

Six.

**[Abbott]**

Seven.

**[Costello]**

Seven.

**[Abbott]**

Now, wait a minute. You claim that all of that added up amounts to what?

**[Costello]**

Twenty-eight.

**[Abbott]**

If it does, you’ve got a job.

**[Costello]**

Thank you! three–

**[Abbott]**

Now, wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute.

**[Abbott]**

3, 6, 9, 12, 15, 18, 21-

“Now 3, 6, 9, 12, 15, 18, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25, 26, 27, 28.

13 + 13 + 13 +13 +13 +13 +13 = 28 “

**[Costello]**

22, 23, 24, 25, 26, 27, 28.

**[Abbott]** Source: LYBIO.net

What–You’re hired!

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