A Bad Lip Reading Of The First Democratic Debate Highlights 2015

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A Bad Lip Reading Of The First Democratic Debate Highlights 2015

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[Bernard “Bernie” Sanders (born September 8, 1941):] Source: LYBIO.net
This woman makes dynamite beans.

[Hillary Diane Rodham Clinton (born October 26, 1947):]
I do. PINTO. PINTO PINTO. [laughs]

[Bernie Sanders:]
Yeah, they’re pintos, ask Anderson. And let me say something about those beans as well. Ahhhhhh… Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh… Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[James Henry “Jim” Webb, Jr. (born February 9, 1946):]
[laughs]

[Anderson Hays Cooper (born June 3, 1967):]
Okay, moving on, Governor O’Malley, during birth, how do babies exit the mother’s body?

[Martin Joseph O’Malley (born January 18, 1963) (Former Maryland Governor):]
Wait, so the babies come out somehow. Wait, I just gotta think how.

[Anderson Cooper:]
It’s a simple question. Where do babies come out of the mommies?

[Martin O’Malley:]
I believe that, uh, most come I would say that there was a way that they move from the interior to the, up into the uvula – CAN I HELP YOU? I don’t like how she stares. It’s super creepy. And I think I can say where babies came from without you blinking at me.
I’m serious, you need to stop, ok?

[Jim Webb:]
[laughs]

[Martin O’Malley:]
HAVE FUN IN STARING CLASS.

[Hillary Diane Rodham Clinton (born October 26, 1947):]
I have a foam finger. You ready?

[Anderson Cooper:]
Ahh, Secretary Clinton just activated a “Noun Challenge”! Senator Sanders, you have 13 seconds to list 10 nouns. Starting now.

[Bernie Sanders:]
Okay
Grizzly
Cute Squirrel
Bugs
Coffin
Pig
Smoothie
Ghost
Heavy Kid
Come on, Bernie, think!

[Anderson Cooper:] Source: LYBIO.net
Oooh, time’s up for Colonel Sanders!

[Bernie Sanders:]
Hey look, I see a dead person.

[Anderson Cooper:]
Oh really, where?

[Bernie Sanders:]
He’s got your eyes.

[Lincoln Davenport Chafee (born March 26, 1953):]
Ahh, he shouldn’t said that. Golly jeepers, there’s no doubt about it. I like to start with a vacant face. mhm. mm HM mmm. mhmmm HM hmm. mhmmmm HMM hm.

[Bernie Sanders:]
Wait Anderson, I got more:

Bench
Match
Performer
Pony
Gremlin
Chocolate
Cinnamon

[Anderson Cooper:] No, no, Bernie
That game’s over, remember?

[Bernie Sanders:]
What’s that?

[Anderson Cooper:]
We just did this.

[Bernie Sanders:]
I’ll punch ya!

[Jim Webb (Former U.S. Senator from Virginia):]
Anderson, I’m all disappointed. I spent five dollars on a piñata. And I wanted to have that bull. And then they bring me this weird firebird and set it up there. And I said “Hey, you better gimme it or I’ll shove somebody.”

[Anderson Cooper:]
Hey everyone, do you know him?

[Martin O’Malley:] Source: LYBIO.net
No

[Hillary Clinton:]
No – Not at all.

[Jim Webb:]
Yeah, okay.

[Bernie Sanders:]
Jimmy, I’m sure you’ll make a friend someday. A friend that doesn’t treat you like human waste.

[Jim Webb:]
Poop.

[Bernie Sanders:]
Jimmy, aghh. Shush, Jimmy. Shupta, ‘kay?

[Anderson Cooper:]
Okay, on to the next question: Should I get a scooter?

[Hillary Clinton:]
Hey, the white boy thinks it’s scooter time!

[Martin O’Malley:]
Ummm. Uh, the ride’s gonna be scary, you know, Anderson. Cuz, i-i-i-it’s freeing. And, you know, I don’t know where you’re gonna be riding it?

[Anderson Cooper:]
Mainly to the cleaners.

[Martin O’Malley:]
Hnck hee heee heee. Yeah right! hee hee heeee heh heh. Oh. Cool.

[Anderson Cooper:]
So you’re having a dream that it’s your birthday. You see the frozen cake and you wanna go and dump it all over someone. Yet everyone there is a fancy butler. What do you do?

[Bernie Sanders:]
Well, I wanna have three lunch bags in my car. And I’ll punch a pin in that one. That one weird bag that made a reuben too big to fit. WHY’D YOU GUYS BRING THEM UP??!!!

[Jim Webb:]
Uh, I heard his heart could blow up.

[Bernie Sanders:]
Mmm-hmm.

[Jim Webb:] Source: LYBIO.net
And also, look at his knuckles. I wonder what that means…

[Hillary Clinton:]
You know, I’m vvVVVVvv-very happy to have mold and pimples on the left side of my leg. And asparagus on the other side.

[Lincoln Chafee:]
Mm HM mmm.

[Anderson Cooper:]
Okay, now it’s time for “Drawing Corner”. Where the candidates will talk about the drawings they made earlier in the evening. I guess we’ll start with you, Senator Sanders.

[Bernie Sanders:]
This is a red high-chair. I wanna have a baby. So I can bop it with a sharp peanut shell.

[Anderson Cooper:]
‘kay, that’s freakin’ weird. Governor Chafee?

[Lincoln Chafee:]
My drawing’s neat, pal. I drawed this little kid who smashed his nose. Because I think that’s hysterical.

[Anderson Cooper:]
Yeah, that picture’s great. Uhh, Senator Webb?

[Jim Webb:]
Mkay, there it is, that’s it. What it looks like is: a robber that stole fruit and a brownie. And now the dummy gave all his milk away.

[Anderson Cooper:]
Okay, that didn’t happen.

[Jim Webb:]
You bet it didn’t.

[Anderson Cooper:]
Governor O’Malley, let’s see yours.

[Martin O’Malley:]
This is a cup. With eyes that flash. And some of y’all cannot afford one.

[Anderson Cooper:]
Expensive cup with eyes, yeah that’s great. Secretary Clinton.

[Hillary Clinton:] Source: LYBIO.net
Uh, I drew this bird that shoots a man in his pee wee. And I think that it really should have more wizards.

[Bernie Sanders:] Source: L Y B I O . N E T
Hey Anderson, I need to say my poem! I went trespassing in the forest. Fishy, fishy, jumps. That monkey peeped a rhino. And I had to bounce. Old hotdogs are juicy enough to drink. I love these beans. DESTROY THE MYSTERIES AND then go fight Chewbacca.

[Applause]

A Bad Lip Reading Of The First Democratic Debate Highlights 2015

A Bad Lip Reading Of The First Democratic Debate Highlights 2015

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